The thing with Homestuck now is that it’s just really fucking tense.
I mean, we’ve got two of our main girls brainwashed and scary as fuck. Two of our other heroes captured. One hero MIA, another floating out in the furthest ring disconcertingly close to an overpowered stabby maniac. Then the…
Did you know that due to American Public Law 94-479, by the 94th Congress, George Washington is protected from being outranked by any officer in past, present, and future? Meaning if there’s a 6th star general, Washington is automatically upgraded to 7th. There is a law dedicated to preserving Washington’s badass status.
this is a little bit ridiculous
BUT REALLY FUC*ING AMERICA-Y!!!